I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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