Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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