so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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