Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She needs sedatives and a leash
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
