Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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