Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Non-Jews are for practice
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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