It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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