He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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