everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
