Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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