What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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