Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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