is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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