Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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