My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This is classic penis vs brain.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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