Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Never joke about your clitoris.
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