No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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