Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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