Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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