It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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