I'm lost and stupid without you.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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