Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I had to cum in my sink.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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