i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
