Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
