i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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