This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
