As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I did not marry a roomba.
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