She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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