He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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