haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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