So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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