Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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