Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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