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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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