so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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