Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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