he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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