Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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