the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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