I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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