Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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