i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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