Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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