No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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