you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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