is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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