im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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