Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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