Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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