Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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