Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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