erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I have aggressive nipples.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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