Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm always down for nudity.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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