butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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