But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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