i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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